The Syndicalist Republic of Patagonian Workers Front is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Antonio Soto with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.556 billion Patagonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Madryn. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth 405 trillion Labour vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 158,770 Labour vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown. Patagonian Workers Front's national animal is the Red Ovenbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Patagonian Workers Front is ranked 277,933^rd in the world and 10,687^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,668.35 Standard Monetary Units.